- exploitative capitalist
ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me
"why havent u been posting as much on tumblr?"
legalize peruvian puff peppers
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
"you should have went during lunch"
don’t disappoint your dogs
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
special skills: I can type the lyrics of a song at the same time in which they are sung
*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*